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Lewis Carroll, author of Alice in Wonderland

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Richard Thalheimer, Founder of The Sharper Image

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The authors of The Bible

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Side effects may include headache, nausea, dizziness, lightheadedness, loss of balance, hives, impaired judgement, pain while urinating, unusual paleness, confusion, loss of interest in daily activities, tonsil enlargement, vision changes, hallucinations, increased pressure in the brain, inability to hold down solids, numbness, death.