CASTING CALL for Average/Disappointing Bodies

28 Jul

CASTING CALL — Males & Female Models ALL AGES — $200 to $1000/day (Burlington)

Date: 2010-07-25, 3:08PM PDT

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We are a camping supply website seeking fresh faces to model our new product line.
Must have photogenic facial features; ‘average’ or ‘disappointing’ body is okay**
No experience necessary, please email two or more headshots to
Examples of past model work wearing our past styles are below
**We also have opportunities for ‘somewhat presentable’ bodies; please scroll down**

awkward family

The "Questionable Relationship"


The "Ninja"

emo kid

The "Zoloft 125 mg"

awkward couple

The "Contraceptive"

the unborn

The "Unborn"


The "Apocalypse"

one time in college

The "No One Hears About this at the Office, Ken, I Mean No One"

Or perhaps you think you think you have what it takes to be a poncho model. If so, please send us two or more body shots in addition to your two or more headshots ****PLEASE NO NUDITY, WE ARE A FAMILY COMPANY****

Examples of past poncho model work is below

the handlebar hero

The "Handlebar Hero"

the mean streets

The "Mean Streets of Burlington Vermont"


The "Ruthless Shoveler -What Is That Guy Doing with the Flashlight"


The "Door-to-door TV Salesman"

the kute kid kape

The "Kute Kid Kape (KKK)"


The "Gigolo"

ugly jacket

The "Lunchroom Target"

  • Compensation: $200 to $1000 for the day. Shoot compensation to be negotiated.
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.


4 Responses to “CASTING CALL for Average/Disappointing Bodies”

  1. Ahmnodt Heare July 28, 2010 at 6:02 pm #

    I was hoping they were looking for somebody to model the new line of Snuggie.

  2. ummmmheyyyy July 28, 2010 at 6:59 pm #

    What new line? How did I not see this on my Twitter saved searches?

  3. LaboriousLiving July 30, 2010 at 8:07 am #

    That’s me in the corner….

  4. ummmmheyyyy July 30, 2010 at 10:26 pm #

    that’s me in the spot… light… losing my religionnnnnn

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