Funniest Stuff on the Internet

19 Apr

I just got rejected from Zach Galifianakis on Facebook. Let me be more specific in saying that Facebook auto-replied my friend request by saying “This user has too many friends.” Well that settles that. I was really looking forward to reading his status updates about being in the “Chipped mirror department” at an auto repair shop in India.

The sad part is that I had put a lot of effort into my friend request message. It read something like this:

“Hi Zach. Seeing you carry an extra-large martini glass while in a bee hive wig in Tim and Eric’s Vokda Movies is probably one of the most memorable YouTube moments of 2009. Maybe even more memorable than watching that fat Avatar fan paint her face blue.”

And then I got rejected. But I started to think more about more about the YouTube videos that I come back to again and again, especially on days that decide to take the scenic route down Highway Awful. And why stop at YouTube videos? There are plenty of things on the web that my friends and I have watched religiously, and for lack of original material have quoted time and again. So I’ve decided to share with you my list of the funniest stuff on the Internet.

1. Drinking out of Cups. Guy takes acid then sits in the closet and gets recorded by his friend.

2. FU Penguin. “CHICKENS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO COCAINE…”

3. Worst Commercial Ever. Obviously fake due to the “Boston Proper” comment but still absolutely ridiculous.

4. Like a Boss Button. Thinking about the mile-long list of tedious, unnecessary work tasks ahead of you? Hit this button after you finish each one. Or watch Like a Boss on Youtube. Last semester I’d walk to my most hated business classes listening to this and it really got me amped up for 55 minutes of human resources.

5. FIRST! My best friend found this one back in the day. “Am I doing Satan’s work? Yes.”

6. Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! If you’re unfamiliar with Tim and Eric videos, I highly recommend watching Prices (oh, lay an egg) or The Snuggler featuring Zach Galifianakis.

7. Awkward Family Photos.

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What are some of your favorites?

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11 Responses to “Funniest Stuff on the Internet”

  1. Michael April 19, 2010 at 3:16 am #

    This is really funny and well done, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TLA_f7S0cw.

    Hope that work, or you could just search “F#$@ your mom” on youtube.

    Why do you want to be friends with Zach Galifiniakas anyway? So you can brag to your friends that he’s your Facebook friend? Did you think that by using the right combination of syocphantic, clever and adulating prose in your friend request that he, or one of his people, would read it and be like “omg, who is this girl!” and you would get discovered like a starlet in a drug store cafe in 1956?

    I’m sure he would like you if he really got to know you.

  2. Michael April 19, 2010 at 3:21 am #

    Did I get comment moderated? I had a video link, and a thing where I tease you about wanting to be friends with Zach Galifianakis.

    And it disappeared when I hit the submit button…

    Are we not internet friends anymore?

  3. Michael April 19, 2010 at 3:23 am #

    Oh that one worked!

    Here’s the link

    Here’s me giving you flak:

    “Why do you want to be friends with Zach Galifianakis anyway? Are you trying to get discovered like a movie actress in a drug store cafe in 1956”

  4. ummmmheyyyy April 19, 2010 at 11:50 pm #

    Lay off the WordPress speed, Michael. And you’re not supposed to pair it with a 12 pack of Miller High Life. I was actually hoping to be Zach Galifianakis’ friend so that I could read the ridiculous status updates posted via conference call from his personal assistant, and also stay in the loop for whenever he performs near me. So there.

  5. ummmmheyyyy April 19, 2010 at 11:51 pm #

    Weird video btw. Where did it come from? It looks like a failed attempt at a cross between 90210 and a College Humor video.

  6. Michael April 20, 2010 at 12:25 am #

    Hrumph to response one and Pshaw to response two.

  7. Peter Clarke April 21, 2010 at 2:34 am #

    Oh man you missed so many. First, the funniest thing on the internet is PedoBear. If you don’t know about that meme, then google it. Or google image it, it may be better. Then there is All Your Base Are Belong To Us. It was the meme that started it all and gave us such memorable lines as “Someone set us up the bomb”, “You have no chance to survive make your time”, and who could forget “For great justice !!!”. And what about some more recent ones like “sup dog, we heard you like (blank) so we put some (blank) in your (blank) so you can (blank) while you (blank)”. And what about Play It Off Keyboard Cat? That one has kept me in stitches for a few years now.

  8. Peter Clarke April 24, 2010 at 6:29 am #

    Also, I must say I appreciate your capitalization of the word Internet.

    Here is one of my all time favorite College Humor videos:

  9. ummmmheyyyy May 2, 2010 at 6:46 pm #

    hahahaha if only life imitated a series of comments on YouTube videos.

  10. BeneathTheSpinLight May 14, 2010 at 3:39 am #

    The “Like A Boss” button changed my life.

  11. ummmmheyyyy May 14, 2010 at 2:27 pm #

    mine too

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