I have some very exciting news! For a few months now, I’ve been working on a groundbreaking invention that will make using the Internet like it never was before. With this new website interface, the possibilities are endless. The economy will be spurred by it, new industries will arise from it, and millions of companies worldwide, profit and non, will benefit from its vast reach. And the best part is, no one has EVER done ANYTHING like it before.
Here is a sneak peak at what I have been working on. Please keep it under wraps:
It’s easy to steal shit.
Especially online. So, either this doucher had an epiphany 5 months after I had mine, or something’s on the stove and it smells like plagiarism. Internet-style. And peppered with awkwardly-formed, haphazard words. Oh, it’s fine “Caleb Jones,” I hate you and your pixellated header too.