My Brief Stint at Boston University

30 Apr

!ATTENTION PROSPECTIVE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS!

For the LOW LOW PRICE of $1000 a month, Boston University is NOW OFFERING housing at Warren Towers complete with–

  • !!!A quiet study lounge set daily to the comfortable temperature of 85 degrees Fahrenheit!!!
  • !!!Wireless that works almost 7% of the time!!!
  • !!!80 degree dorm rooms!!!
  • !!!Washing machines that will NEVER stop working mid-wash, 33% of the time!!!
  • !!!Mail-room workers who will ONLY open up your mail and steal parental monetary gifts if the envelope is in the shape of a greeting card!!!
  • !!!A guest policy which will generate pure appreciation for the absolute virtues of Hitler’s Nazi Germany!!!
  • !!!A computer lab equipped with one printer that ONLY fails to work when you most need it!!!

GET IT NOW BEFORE IT’S

GONE
GONE
GONE!

I just found this in my old Livejournal, dated March 26th 2006. I’m so glad I peaced the fcuk out of that hellhole! :)

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4 Responses to “My Brief Stint at Boston University”

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