Worst Blog

11 Jan

I had the worst day ever. In honor of today, here are a couple Worsts.

Worst Commercial Ever

Experience, the variety, that your whole family, has been begging you, for?

Worst Beer Ever

If this is Milwaukee’s Best, I’m never visiting Milwaukee

Worst Coloring Book Everbible coloring book

I’m interested in seeing the “FUN WITH CRUCIFIXION” and “STONING4GIGGLES” pages

Worst Ending Everinto-the-wild

And even worser because it actually happened

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10 Responses to “Worst Blog”

  1. Aaron January 11, 2009 at 3:51 pm #

    I think there are plenty of movies that would actually be BETTER were the annoying lead character to eat poison berries and die by him or herself in a run down bus in the middle of nowhere. “Jumper” for instance. Or “PS I Love You.”

  2. ummmmheyyyy January 11, 2009 at 6:13 pm #

    True.. He was SO close to making it home though. SO close.

  3. Aaron Goldfarb January 11, 2009 at 11:19 pm #

    If only Alexander Supertramp was a Jumper. If only!

  4. thepicture January 12, 2009 at 12:43 am #

    i’d say natty is much worse than the “best” milwaukee has to offer. also, i dig the blog.

  5. ummmmheyyyy January 12, 2009 at 1:23 am #

    i edited for you, thepicture. although i think the “much worst” was precious. it sounded better, anyway.

  6. ummmmheyyyy January 12, 2009 at 1:25 am #

    Aaron Goldfarb, don’t even play. You totally have Jumper on your hard drive and a spare copy of it in your DVD collection. AND the soundtrack.

  7. Aaron Goldfarb January 12, 2009 at 4:54 am #

    My entire bedroom is a shrine to Hayden Christensen and all of his most memorable roles:

    *Closeted homosexual Anakin Skywalker.

    *Closeted homosexual Jumper dude.

    *Closeted homosexual guy-that-makes-up-magazine-stories.

    And the Jumper soundtrack is my jogging music, yo.

  8. James McKenna January 12, 2009 at 8:46 pm #

    anyone see that movie “the adventures of pluto nash”….

    that was kind of like jumper wasnt it?

  9. ummmmheyyyy January 13, 2009 at 12:36 am #

    Nope. You’re awkward, Hollywood.

  10. thepicture January 13, 2009 at 2:50 am #

    you’re precious. thanks.

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