27 Dec

My MomMeet My Mom. Take note of

  • her onepiece outfit.  Fashionable AND functional. 

That’s it.


4 Responses to “FIRST!”

  1. mouthsex December 27, 2008 at 11:23 am #

    your mom looks like doc ock from the cartoon spiderman series. <3

    thats not an insult, thats awesome. im jealous.

  2. ummmmheyyyy December 27, 2008 at 7:04 pm #

    must be the babybangs. haha

  3. jennnberrry December 29, 2008 at 10:31 pm #

    you mom is next to a giant cell phone.
    i feel like that in itself is funny, knowing your mom. haha


  1. Confession: I have a neurological disorder! Yaaaayyyyyy « Ummmmheyyyy….. - January 15, 2009

    […] My mom, a nurse,  suggested that bananas might help me get to sleep. A few weeks of bedtime bananas and REM-deprived nights went by. I finally realized that BANANAS DID NOT STOP MY LEGS FROM MOVING, as sensible as the idea might sound.  My Mom (a frickin NURSE, I remind you) was wrong. Mom — your cover has been blown. When you put on your “Nurse’s Uniform” and go to “work,” you’re actually driving to Rhode Island to work the penny-slots and watch Steve Anthony & Persuasions play the best of the 70s, 80s, and 90s. […]

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