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		<title>Ode to Our Friendly Car Vandal</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2011 18:28:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samantha McCormick</dc:creator>
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		<title>What this email from REI SHOULD have said</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 17:23:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samantha McCormick</dc:creator>
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		<title>Baby Beards &#8211; The Solution to Juvenile Contentment</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2011 21:15:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samantha McCormick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you're an adult suffering from the effects of juvenile contentment, there may be a solution for you. Introducing, the Baby Beard™.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ummmmheyyyy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5967219&amp;post=1100&amp;subd=ummmmheyyyy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How you, too, can be an Online Content Writer</title>
		<link>http://ummmmheyyyy.wordpress.com/2011/03/29/how-to-be-online-content-writer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 21:47:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samantha McCormick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you have a computer? Are you capable of forming sentences? Congratulations, you are now steps away from being an Online Content Writer! If you like what you see on sensational websites like The Huffington Post, Fox News, CopyBlogger, and the Boston Herald, here's how you, too, can become an online content writer JUST LIKE THEM!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ummmmheyyyy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5967219&amp;post=1069&amp;subd=ummmmheyyyy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s about to get all cat lady up in here</title>
		<link>http://ummmmheyyyy.wordpress.com/2011/02/20/its-about-to-get-all-cat-lady-up-in-here/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2011 18:42:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samantha McCormick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The kittens in the following photos are named Blackout and Beaver, siblings to Optimus Prime, Megatron, and other Transformers autobots and decepticons. So put your Tigger sweatshirt and elastic waistband jeans on because it's about to get all cat lady up in here.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ummmmheyyyy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5967219&amp;post=1051&amp;subd=ummmmheyyyy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Things I Could Do with a Superbowl Halftime Show LED Suit</title>
		<link>http://ummmmheyyyy.wordpress.com/2011/02/07/superbowl-led-sui/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 14:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samantha McCormick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since watching the Black Eyed Peas 'perform' last night during the Superbowl halftime show, I've been fantasizing about the things I could do with an LED suit. <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ummmmheyyyy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5967219&amp;post=1045&amp;subd=ummmmheyyyy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>10 Things No One Gave a Shit About in 2010</title>
		<link>http://ummmmheyyyy.wordpress.com/2010/12/28/10-things-no-one-gave-a-shit-about-in-2010/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 07:05:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samantha McCormick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's time to shine a light on those things that had no influence over anyone in 2010.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ummmmheyyyy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5967219&amp;post=1013&amp;subd=ummmmheyyyy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Me: This Year&#8217;s Made for TV Christmas Movie</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2010 04:19:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samantha McCormick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Go ahead, sit back and relax with a bowl of Pop Secret. This Christmas, you won't need to turn on your TV set to watch this year's spectacular Christmas event. Because the way things are going, it's ME!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ummmmheyyyy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5967219&amp;post=1003&amp;subd=ummmmheyyyy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>DIY Jacuzzi Hot Tub Fails</title>
		<link>http://ummmmheyyyy.wordpress.com/2010/11/19/diy-hot-tub-fails/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2010 22:22:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samantha McCormick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I work at a website which, among other things, helps people buy hot tubs. Along the way, I&#8217;ve learned a couple of things about hot tubs that I wish I never knew. Firstly, &#8220;hot tub girl&#8221; is the most searched for phrase in Google in relation to hot tubs in general. Second, I stumbled across [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ummmmheyyyy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5967219&amp;post=984&amp;subd=ummmmheyyyy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">epic hot tub fail</media:title>
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		<title>10 Tips for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse</title>
		<link>http://ummmmheyyyy.wordpress.com/2010/10/28/zombie-apocalypse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 13:49:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samantha McCormick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[#4: If you can’t beat ‘em, practice running from them. Otherwise, you will be remembered as that aerobically-challenged member of the group who sacrificed himself so the others could escape.  <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ummmmheyyyy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5967219&amp;post=974&amp;subd=ummmmheyyyy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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