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Winter 2010
10 Things No One Gave a Shit About in 2010
Me: This Year’s Made for TV Christmas Movie
The Science of Cuteness
Summer 2010
WORLD PREMIER: Building 19 Commercial
CASTING CALL for Average/Disappointing Bodies
The Budding Career of a Professional Greeting Card Writer
Even Homeless People Need a Coffee Break; and Other Things I Learned on my Eurotrip
Spring 2010
The Science of Cuteness (pictured)
The Science of Cuteness: Part Two
10 of the Most Annoying Faces
A Day at the Brain Doctor’s Office
Winter 2009
10 of the Most Annoying Faces (pictured)
Is Etsy a Front for a Celebrity Clone Project?
Happy Holidays from the Christmas Tree Shoppes! (ish)
TV Moments that Changed My Life
Cheap Christmas Gift Ideas: Pregnancy Tests and More!
Fall 2009
Sun is to Moon as Taylor Swift is to
Summer 2009
With this [Walmart Bag] I Thee Wed
Ode to the Short-Haired-Girl
Spring 2009
Hannah Mantana: The Major Motion Picture
Winter 2008
How to Get Famous in the 21st Century
Open Letter to the Birds that Took Down Flight 1549
Confession: I have a neurological disorder! Yaaaayyyyyy
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