Samantha McCormick
Samantha McCormick has written over 376 epic poems and 38 critically acclaimed haikus. She enjoys fabricating auto-biographies because let’s face it, people just take themselves way too seriously on the Internet. Fine… here’s the real stuff:
Samantha McCormick is an online marketing analyst and writer at BuyerZone.com. She enjoys warm weather, recently did a bike trip in the Santa Ynez Valley in California, loves travelling, and has a cat that plays fetch with straws.
Here’s her online portfolio and website. Say hi on Twitter @SamanthaWinning. You can also follow her on Google+, or don’t, she just added this for the rel=author tag.
27 Responses “Samantha McCormick” →
mouthsex
December 27, 2008
theme from jurassic park wants to see you in his office….
Chris L.
January 5, 2009
you like Mormons? wowie. That’s zanie. I’m from Utah…..the Motha Land.
ummmmheyyyy
January 5, 2009
I worked at Lake Powell over the summer. The one Mormon I really know is a ridiculous person, in a good way. haha
jennnberrry
February 8, 2009
Oooh Jerm <3
Hes a great guy.
Man – That video – We were really excited about me getting a webcam back then. ooh silly teenie boppers.
ummmmheyyyy
February 8, 2009
I think we were so excited because webcams were before the age of digital cameras.
Michael
February 9, 2009
Your blog is hilarious and I especially like the use of the phrase “hey interneters”.
ummmmheyyyy
February 9, 2009
Thanks guy! My goal is to make people laugh.
kennedy121
February 17, 2009
Question – what is an Asian Dollar store?? I’m from the UK so apologise if this is comes across as a profoundly dumb (oxymoron?) question! :)
ummmmheyyyy
February 17, 2009
Well, Kennedy121, it is not a store that sells Asian dollars if that’s what you were thinking. Oh, it’s a store that sells generic goods made in China. Goods such as the “BENIGN GIRL” yo-yo (mistranslated ‘good girl’ yo-yo). I’d check out http://www.engrish.com to see some other hilarious examples.
previously.bitten
March 20, 2009
hey – i couldn’t find any contact for you, so i’ll reply here. Thanks for checking out my site, and i do believe the apple hipster robot is what they’re constructing here in new york, in their underground lair. perhaps to battle tokyo’s robot that can play soccer?
ummmmheyyyy
March 20, 2009
Hm, I wasn’t aware the Toykuns were soccer enthusiasts. I thought it was the Africans, Brazilians, and Europeans… seems like everybody but the US is all about it. Nahh, we like our brutish football & ACTION – no action – ACTION -no action -baseball
knowledgetoday
March 29, 2009
I love your site. Keep it up !
w|ther
December 28, 2009
haha your blog name is really adorable. Reminds me of awkward hellos :P
ummmmheyyyy
December 28, 2009
that was the idea !
crazyagnus
January 5, 2010
ummmmmm…pretty sure your blog is hilarious! Good luck on Etsy!
Chrsita
February 27, 2010
Alright, I might be a moron. . .I might be blind. . . but that doesn’t take away from the fact that I would like to subscribe to your blog – and can’t find the button!
ummmmheyyyy
February 27, 2010
I added an RSS button & Subsribe by Email widget for you!
Christa *
February 27, 2010
Ah! Thank you very much. (Those gerunds can make some very odd names!)
Boring Life Rob
March 10, 2010
I like this blog, well done, madame.
ummmmheyyyy
March 14, 2010
Ah, thank you kind sir.
Murtaza Jafri
May 5, 2010
Really entertaining Blog. Keep it up.
Rash
May 11, 2010
Hey babe, amazing blog… basically the timing for me to stumble on it was perfect… First of my daughter in school, important meeting office where u get bashed up… wanted to start a blog to flow out my frustration and I see The Science of Cuteness and the rest is history… I even subscribed to it… Too good, pls keep on writing…
freemasonry
May 12, 2010
You have an interesting blog. Plus, your articles are well informed. Keep it up!
Greetings from the Philippines!
Count Clement II
http://www.bestspotsinthephilippines.blogspot.com/
Alden Jackson
June 1, 2010
Hey babe, amazing blog… basically the timing for me to stumble on it was perfect… First of my daughter in school, important meeting office where u get bashed up… wanted to start a blog to flow out my frustration and I see The Science of Cuteness and the rest is history… I even subscribed to it… Too good, pls keep on writing…
+1
xdot121
June 2, 2010
Keep it up let no one discourage, such fun reading it with my other daughter and wife. Do I look forward to your next installment? Of course I do (in case someone asks)
Sera
May 15, 2011
You are frick’n hilarious! Please keep it up.
Don’t give up your carefree escapism humor when you get famous (If you’re not famous already).
ummmmheyyyy
May 16, 2011
I’m so famous even Cher blushes when she sees me in the supermarket. Thanks for the nice compliments!