Meet My Mom. Take note of
- her onepiece outfit. Fashionable AND functional.
That’s it.
ummmmheyyyy
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your mom looks like doc ock from the cartoon spiderman series. <3
thats not an insult, thats awesome. im jealous.
must be the babybangs. haha
you mom is next to a giant cell phone.
i feel like that in itself is funny, knowing your mom. haha
[...] My mom, a nurse, suggested that bananas might help me get to sleep. A few weeks of bedtime bananas and REM-deprived nights went by. I finally realized that BANANAS DID NOT STOP MY LEGS FROM MOVING, as sensible as the idea might sound. My Mom (a frickin NURSE, I remind you) was wrong. Mom — your cover has been blown. When you put on your “Nurse’s Uniform” and go to “work,” you’re actually driving to Rhode Island to work the penny-slots and watch Steve Anthony & Persuasions play the best of the 70s, 80s, and 90s. [...]