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Baby Beards – The Solution to Juvenile Contentment

April 16, 2011

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If you're an adult suffering from the effects of juvenile contentment, there may be a solution for you. Introducing, the Baby Beard™.

Posted in: funny

How you, too, can be an Online Content Writer

March 29, 2011

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online content writer

Do you have a computer? Are you capable of forming sentences? Congratulations, you are now steps away from being an Online Content Writer! If you like what you see on sensational websites like The Huffington Post, Fox News, CopyBlogger, and the Boston Herald, here's how you, too, can become an online content writer JUST LIKE THEM!

Posted in: humor, Uncategorized

It’s about to get all cat lady up in here

February 20, 2011

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porn

The kittens in the following photos are named Blackout and Beaver, siblings to Optimus Prime, Megatron, and other Transformers autobots and decepticons. So put your Tigger sweatshirt and elastic waistband jeans on because it's about to get all cat lady up in here.

Posted in: cats

Things I Could Do with a Superbowl Halftime Show LED Suit

February 7, 2011

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superbowl halftime show led suit

Since watching the Black Eyed Peas 'perform' last night during the Superbowl halftime show, I've been fantasizing about the things I could do with an LED suit.

Posted in: 10 things

10 Things No One Gave a Shit About in 2010

December 28, 2010

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It's time to shine a light on those things that had no influence over anyone in 2010.

Posted in: 10 things

Me: This Year’s Made for TV Christmas Movie

December 15, 2010

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kill santa

Go ahead, sit back and relax with a bowl of Pop Secret. This Christmas, you won't need to turn on your TV set to watch this year's spectacular Christmas event. Because the way things are going, it's ME!

Posted in: Christmas

DIY Jacuzzi Hot Tub Fails

November 19, 2010

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I work at a website which, among other things, helps people buy hot tubs. Along the way, I’ve learned a couple of things about hot tubs that I wish I never knew. Firstly, “hot tub girl” is the most searched for phrase in Google in relation to hot tubs in general. Second, I stumbled across… [Read more…]

Posted in: humor

10 Tips for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

October 28, 2010

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#4: If you can’t beat ‘em, practice running from them. Otherwise, you will be remembered as that aerobically-challenged member of the group who sacrificed himself so the others could escape.

Posted in: halloween
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